|Me watching the Olympics at age 8:||Oh that's nice|
|Me watching the Olympics at age 12:||Wow I hope we win|
|Me watching the Olympics at age 16:||I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me|
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.